"I can like your cock and not be a whore"

The awkward moment when you're watching porn and someone else walks in...

J's hotel room escapades with the punk guy who's into kinky sex went better than expected. And though he brought with him a backpack full of toys, there were no anal beads in sight. Plus. While J had fun she has no real need to repeat the adventure. Even for her, sex 5 times in one night is a bit much. Three is probably her limit. Plus the whole thing was starting to make her feel a bit like a whore. She was feeling as if she was just being used for sex without any kind of respect for everything else that she is. It's a fine line sometimes. There's a big difference between liking and enjoying sex and being a whore. And no girl likes to feel like a whore. Probably even when she's being paid for it.

Nobody has still heard anything from A. Her brother has been in a funk because his girlfriend has stopped answering his phone calls and he can't work out why. M has been trying to cheer him up, going as far as baking cookies and flourless chocolate cake. She feels kind of strange about it since they aren't exactly friends but they are living together and he is A's little brother, and M knows that if A were there she would do anything to cheer her brother up. Because for all of A's faults, the one thing she is (usually) is a good sister. Anyway she needs something to distract herself from the millions of assignments she has for uni.

G is enjoying her new adult life back home. She is living with her boyfriend, has a proper job, goes to trivia on Tuesday nights and drinks 2 glasses of wine with the girls from work on Friday nights. Could things get any more boring for her? But then if it doesn't bother her it can't really bother anyone.

"Giving me the sweet talk, walking down the cat walk"

A is in Europe and she's supposed to be hanging out with socially retarded nerd types who are obsessed with international law. We don't really know what she's up to though, as her only communication has been an email to J stating 'I just fucked a guy like Napoleon Dynamite.' We seriously hope she's joking.

Meanwhile back home her brother and M are dealing with their awkward living situation. They never really knew each other outside of the fact that M is one of A's best friends, and that she got really drunk and photobombed all the pictures at both his 18th and 21st birthday. The fact that his girlfriend is always over makes it even more strange and M doesn't know much what to say.

J is still sleeping with the not so punk punk guy. He doesn't even go to local punk gigs and J's metal head rock chick A-replacement is not impressed. Plus there's the fact that he's into kinky sex and wanted to have sex with J on a public train. J doesn't mind occasional action in a quiet park, but there's a line she just won't cross and that's about it. Still, she's planned a night in a hotel room with him. Here's hoping there's no appearance of anal beads. Apparently they're a thing.

L and A haven't been speaking since A left for overseas. Not that they aren't speaking, just that they haven't spoken. Which is not so weird considering A has barely spoken to anyone and her facebook updates leave more questions that answers, except that L doesn't seem that bothered by it. Her boyfriend is about to start a full time traineeship soon. Maybe she'll have more spare time. Probably not.

What we're doing this month...

Loving: internet banking 
Listening to: The Kooks
Crushing on: Harvey Specter from Suits
Worshipping: Alfred Hitchcock
Eating: black truffle dumplings
Drinking: jaeger bombs
Rocking: striped jumpers
Reading: Noble House by James Clavell
Failing: to pay our bills on time

"And all the passengers were drunk and insane"

A has taken off to Europe for some international law school competition. We're hoping upon her return she will be more like her normal self than the (slightly) boring nerd she's been the past few months. M has taken up residence in her flat with her brother and his girlfriend, who while not living there seems to be. M is still looking for a new place after randomly moving our of her last house. The search is not all that successful thus far.

J, or course, is back to hating uni and her job and the 'punk' guy she seems to be sleeping with on a regular basis even though she doesn't like him very much. Her life is all about 4 day benders where she loses her work key and then gets hour-long lectures from her boss who is younger than her and looks like she's made of plastic. Getting kicked out of a bar because Axl Rose showed up might have been cool back in the day, but now he's fat and she thinks she deserves to be getting drunk more than him. There also seems to be a distinct lack of babes around.

L is her usual relationship self, answering text messages a day too late and just generally being hopeless at anything in life that doesn't involve her boyfriend.

G has recently returned from South America and moved in with her boyfriend. They already seem to be having issues as there isn't really enough space for her and he never has any money. G also kind of expected to be showered with love and affection when she arrived home, but her boyfriend was at work. It's not working out exactly as she'd hoped...Meanwhile, there's jet lag.

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in"

M decided to make the spontaneous decision to move out of the place she was living in, as she was sick of living so far from the city and the bathroom kept flooding. Unfortunately the share house she was supposed to be moving into turned out to be dodgy and she realised that this spontaneous decision meant she had nowhere to live. For now, she's crashing on A's couch and trying to fund somewhere else to move. A's brother isn't too impressed but then he's hardly ever home since he's always staying at his new girlfriend's house. And that is something A is not impressed with. She thought she brought him up so well.

Meanwhile A got in a huge fight with L's new boyfriend and their friendship seems more unstable than it's been since the toxic twins were involved. A swears this wasn't even her fault. She was trying to be nice about the whole relationship thing since she knew she'd been a bitch when they first announced they hooked up and was actually making an effort. Then one of their mutual uni friends called L's boyfriend a dick because he called him defensive and aggressive and they got in an argument that looked like it was about to escalate into a fistfight. A dragged them away from each other and then told L she was taking their friend home. L's boyfriend was pissed off and started bitching about their (once?) mutual friend. A warned him not to because the other guy is one of her best mates but he would not shut up and then he started calling her a bad friend and A couldn't help herself. They nearly got into a fistfight until she was dragged away by another friend. Later everyone apologised to L, but everyone hates her boyfriend. That never ends well.

J has found a couple of hippie friends to smoke with at parks and has been seen perving at young skaters at skate parks. Um J...they are too young for you. That's okay, because she's sleeping with a new guy now. He's completely attractive but he's a bit of a twat. He keeps going on about how 'punk' he is when he isn't really punk at all. Don't real punks eat out of garbage bins? He still lives with his parents and has a physics degree. He's also a little bit strange and has started to suggest to J that they experiment with things like golden showers. J likes to think she's pretty open-minded, but she draws the line at piss and shit. He is also really into anal sex, which J doesn't mind but she does query that if he's that into it, maybe he should be sleeping with dudes...

What we're doing this month...

Loving: outdoor music concerts in the rain
Listening to: Blink 182 and The Offspring
Crushing on: Jake Johnson from New Girl...we love us a slacker
Worshipping: Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge
Eating: tomato chutney
Drinking: tequila sunrise
Rocking: floral dresses
Reading: The Godfather by Mario Puzo
Failing: to keep up with the Kardashians.

"I fell in love with the girl at the rock show"

Us + Blink 182 = general madness.

J and A were mildly sad that H wouldn't be joining them to see the band they had been waiting years to all see together, but H made her own decisions and well...she's gone. After a day of hard work they showed up early, screamed, moshed and grabbed Tom's guitar pick in a swirl of music and craziness. They made friends with a few punk dudes and ended up going back to their place to party afterwards.

A few shots later and A was hooking up with one of them in the corner of the room. J fucked another guy in his bedroom but he was an early finisher and kept complaining that she was leaving marks his girlfriend would notice. She left him in bed and went wandering around the house which appeared to be full of random rocker dudes who needed a place to crash. She ended up bumping into best-sex-she's-ever-had who was smoking something that wasn't tobacco or pot in the backroom but he was completely fucked up and didn't appear to notice her.

A got pissed off because the guy she was having sex with kept losing his hard-on due to the fact that they kept getting interrupted by numerous other people. It was too much for her when two guys started wanking each other off while watching them. Time to get a bit of self-respect and get the bloody hell out of there.

J was offered a bag of pills as she left the place and stuffed them in her bag just to be polite. On the way home they walked past a police car. J freaked out, emptied the pills in the creek and started running towards the train station.

And we get to do it all again tonight.