All of us here at French Toast and Failure know two things: we love that Brad and Angelina aren't married because marriage is obsolete and hey, if they aren't married why should anyone be? and that we all want to be turned vampire, preferably by someone cool like Spike from Buffy or Blade and when we're vampire we do not want to sparkle or drink synthetic blood. We're also pretty sure we're going to fail our exams.
Oh, and we hate mice.
So fuck it, let's get druunk.