A day in the life of...

The young have something no one else has or ever will have. Time.

It's true. We are smart, beautiful and...alcoholic.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

"Of course it is happening inside your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?"

Let's all dress up in fake blood soaked clothes, scream at AFl umpires, drink gin and throw up our half-eaten meat pies in the gutters of the CBD. Put your hand up if you love winter. Yeah, none of us either.

J has decided that wine is her new favourite study tool, the only problem is that the alcohol distracts her from drawing teeth and studying drugs. She's also hugely pissed at Motley Crue for continously inviting her out or drunk callin her when the last thing she wants to do is get drunk without her textbooks. He just doesn't understand higher education having never been enrolled in a course at any time. J doesn't want to be the snobby inner-city chick looking down at the suburban alcoholic band dude/tradie but sometimes she just can't help it. Prejudice runs deep. That and she has some suspicions about him and his ex-girlfriend, the girl she figures he will eventually marry when he realises she's never going to move to the suburbs for marriage and children. She just didn't figure it would happen so soon.

A and Dumbass have decided that the best way to spend the exam period is with litres of spiked coffee, timtams and the first three seasons of True Blood on repeat. Knowing their family they won't be attending their exams...and will still end up with envied marks.

G has confessed there's a friend she hasn't spoken to in over 2 months despite the fact that they've attended camping festivals together. They had a disagreement over the friend's boyfriend when he heartlessly dumped her. G was the only friend there for her since the friend did that H kind of think where she 'forgot' all her friends as soon as she was part of a couple. When they got back together G told her she didn't think it was such a good idea they got into a huge fight, G was called unsupportive and they haven't spoken since. It's always nice to know other people have issues in their friendship groups as well.

Speaking of, L had a lunch date with B and K where K continued to spread rumours about J and A even though she hasn't seen them in months and both have vowed never to see either twin again. K started up again about J being on drugs and being out of control and that A was going to fail all her subjects and all kinds of bizzare, blatently untrue horseshit. It doesn't even make sense why she's still trying to mess with us. L was extremely confused and is looking forward to the twins going overseas for a month so she doesn't have to see them. She's also trying to convince H, J and A that they should all meet up and become the fab four once again. No one seems that eager except her however.