A day in the life of...

The young have something no one else has or ever will have. Time.

It's true. We are smart, beautiful and...alcoholic.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

"Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date."

There's all sorts of things you can do to make a run-of-the-mill shopping trip more fun. Shopping for mother's day presents could be difficult and boring, but not when A and C are involved. While A bought her mum a pair of slippers and a new kettle, C went the chocolates and flowers route. Then they decided to muck around in all the expensive jewellery shops, trying to convince everyone they were a newly engaged couple looking for a diamond ring. It's amazing how much panic you can cause the shopping assistants by pretending to break down in tears when you're 'boyfriend' suggests to you a gold ring (because clearly, A prefers silver).

H and Miss Priss are seriously not getting along with Miss Priss threatening to get H evicted just because she dropped a few eggs on the floor...and didn't clean them up for several days. H has told Miss Priss to do whatever she wants, while casually swinging a rather large chef's knife. H can be downright scary.

The new cigarette tax has forced B to give up smoking as she's permanently on a budget with K not contributing to the rent. J's been spending a lot of time with Justin because's he's a very heavy smoker always keen to offer her whatever she wants (with the exception of sex) and therefore she doesn't have to fork out money every time she feels like a fag. Maybe there is something to be said about having a boyfriend then...